dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

clxfford-cake:

I don’t even understand why band merch is so fricking fracking expensive. Like I’ve already sold you my sOUL AND MY SOCIAL LIFE AND MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY. I’VE DEDICATED MOST OF MY WAKING HOURS TO YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

raisa-allin:

im really nice but everyone is so rude and stupid that i have to be mean all the time

I’m still learning
how to just
be.
(via diosadealma)

cripcraponyrcomputer:

still not at a point in my life where i can describe my emotions without sounding like a 14 yr old who just smoked weed for the first time.

I know I love you because it’s always there, and I never have to doubt it. 
It comes so naturally, I don’t even have to think about it.
It’s like breathing.

Like, I just blinked four times, 
I just breathed in,
 I love you.

WHEN IM NOT READY TO CALL IT A NIGHT YET BUT I PROBABLY SHOULD

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”